oh hey hi hello i'm sam, i'm 18 y/o, and i'm probably the chesapeake ripper


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appietree:

Sexy things to do on a date:

  • choke on your spit
  • fill your wallet with spaghetti
  • perform an exorcism on your dinner
  • break your legs
  • macaroni necklace

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spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY

spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY

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ivoryunknown:

Obsessed with these shoes & look at how cute my kitty is

ivoryunknown:

Obsessed with these shoes & look at how cute my kitty is

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Apr 15, 2014
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inspired-by-hiddles:

What makes a great villain?” Look no further: British bad guys & beautiful cars. Oh yes, it’s


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Apr 15, 2014
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chibisokka:

hama0n:

The two most unfortunate authors to be cited together

we’re prepared to deploy the Assmann 2000

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asapscience:

A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday

asapscience:

A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday

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awwww-cute:

A bunny and his corn

awwww-cute:

A bunny and his corn

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tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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Apr 15, 2014
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sydriansdragon:

Today I found this website where you can type in a TV Show and the website tells you how long it would take you to watch the show without breaks.

So first I tried Game of Thrones:

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That’s long…

Then I typed in Doctor Who (started at the 9th Doctor):

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That’s longer!

And Supernatural:

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That’s a lot of time!

Well and then I tried Sherlock…

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lets try adding all the RT videos together

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chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

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Apr 15, 2014
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womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

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humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

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tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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